Dear iitian guys,

we were motivated to compile this after coming across the mail "about girls". after all, a good gesture demands a good gesture in return!

GUYS, THIS IS ALL JOKE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!

1. what is it when an iit-guy is wearing a black t-shirt?

   it's just a white t-shirt , badly in need of a good washing.

2. what happens when a dirty, smelly sheep and an i.g.(iit-guy) enter a room together?

   the sheep runs out.

3. what happens when an i.g. starts combing his hair?

   the comb gets lost in his hair.

4. what does an i.g. tell julia roberts?

   your hair remind me of "sine curves".

5. where does an i.g. take his girl on the 1st date?

   obviously, to the iit library.

6. how does an i.g. shine his battery (specs)?

   with shoe-shine polish.

7. what do you call a guy wearing shoes in iit?

   a visitor.

8. what happens when some i.g.s go on a trip to U.S.A.?

   average cleanliness of INDIA increases, and that of U.S.A decreases.

9. what happens to the 2 ants, 1 falling on an i.g.'s shirt, and other on a visitor's shirt?

   the 2nd one slips down quickly, while the 1st one gets lost in the mountainous region. (such a crumpled shirt!).

10. how will an i.g. tell his friend "go there"?

    he will actually GO there and say,"come here".

11. what happens when an i.g. falls in love?

    he starts finding out the depth to which he's fallen, with the velocity and time of falling in love known to him.

12. what does an i.g. comment about a v. pretty girl?

    "non existing function of beauty".

13. what happens when an i.g. proceeds with a suitcase to his home-town?

    on reaching home, realizes that his suitcase is missing.

14. what happens when an i.g. is attending a wedding?

    he starts developing a software to find out how many people attended the marriage and how many didn't.

10% of the garbage on earth is outside iit and the remaining 90% is in iit-guys' hostel.