From: Name withheld
Subject: article on your web page

Hello,
i read the "letter" from iit girls to iit guys on your webpage. i was in
iitm when it was circulating around, and i have the mail which motivated
it. since it may be of interest to you, i have enclosed it.
sincerely,

1. What is the beautiful girl called in IIT ? A Visitor.
2. What happens when all the IIT girls go on a trip to moon?

   Average beauty of the earth increases and that of moon decreases.

3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?

   Average beauty of IIT further decreases.

4. What happens when a IIT girl has very malignant brain tumor?

   She will get her knee operated.

5. What happens when two IIT girls meet generally at fashion show?

   They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in software.

6. What happens when a IIT girl contests a fashion show?

   She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.

7. What happens if you present a book named "How to fall in love" to a IIT girl?

   She will use it as a mouse pad.

8. When there is a competition in beauty and two IIT girls participate,it's called a competition. If a IIT girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.
9. What happens when two IIT girls compete for same guy?

   Some other girl will have him.

10. . What does a IIT girl do when she hears a whistle from back?

    She will call her non-IIT girl friend.

Generally 90% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in IIT.